THE "WOKERS" WHO ARE THEY, WHAT DO THEY BELIEVE AND WHY?

Who am I really? I think, but, I'm not sure. I believe, but doubt. Am I "WOKE?" I am WOKE, therefore I must be! I know, I know America is a cruel, raciest, criminal country profiting off the sweat of the poor and ignorant. My superior education at a prestigious Ivy League university taught me everything I need to be "WOKE!"

I know the Horrible White Europeans murdered the noble pure and beautiful natives who were peacefully living on the land that the Horrible White Europeans stole from them. Then they, the Horrible White Europeans enslaved noble black men and women putting them in chains and forcing them to do all he work while they, the Horrible White Europeans sat on their front porch watching their slave drivers beat the wonderful innocent noble blacks to make them work faster.

My professors assured me so I know it's true. I have to go to a protest. What am I protesting? I don't know, but it must be important? I'm bringing bricks and gas bombs to throw at the police. First I have to stop in the crying room and cry about the poor black men then I have to stop in my safe room and ponder my pronouns. You can call me "he-it-she" or "him--she-it." I've started putting brown shoe polish on my skin to be less white. I'm so ashamed of my skin color. I'm buying bigger pants and letting my underwear show; I had my hair made like dreads to be more like my dear black noble classmates.

I gave them my white girlfriend, Gloria, and all my parents' allowance money and now she's having her 4th black child. I'm so proud of her! She's really "woke!" Last month, my Father, a retired Marine general, disowned me and cut me off. I can't find a job because I studied black history and there's no demand. My good friends however are paying me Ten bucks an hour to break windows and throw paint and stuff at the cops in Portland. They paid for me and some of my friends to get here by bus and are paying for my hotel room.

Tomorrow, I have a job interview with one of the democratic candidates for congress; she/her's a black Muslim transvestite who used to be a he. When she/her/him was a baby His/her Mother gave him/her 15 years of special drugs to turn him/her into a she/ her/him. By ten, she/her/him had huge breasts and today is getting ready to have her/she's very small penis surgically removed. We're planning a party to celebrate the removal of her/she's last vestige of disgusting toxic masculinity and everyone from CNN is coming. Don Lemon is interviewing she/her on national TV to help get she/her elected.

We're all protesting a local grade school that's refusing to include Critical Race Theory and the 1619 History program as well as Islamic culture and Pleasures of Pedophilia in their curriculum. We've doxxed the principal and most of the teachers, beaten two of them badly and buried down the schools gymnasium. Sometimes these conservatives have to be taught who's boss. Well, my friends and I are heading to a Defund the Police gathering on campus to demand that all the pigs get off school grounds and leave us alone.

We burned a bunch of American flags and two of their vehicles then put one in hospital with a fractured skull, that'll teach them! What happened to Gloria? Well, my black buds fed her a sack of bad meth and her teeth fell out... but then, she tokled on fentanyl and croaked. But, not to worry, the government lady took the kids to foster care.

Look me up if you ever get to DC. I'm, now a woman and converting to Islam. I'm in the Longworth House Office Building just south of the Capitol. I'm planning on running for senate in a few years. Lemon says I'm a natural! The last 60 years produced the "wokers." We let it happen.

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